海關:Where did you come from?立即就被原機遣返,或著你會聽到一句廣播「Customer No XXX, We need translation here.」,然後就有一堆什麼鬼話都會講的翻譯過來....「先省...清問泥從苔汪來的媽?」。
我:Home.
海關:Where are you going?
我:Hotel.
海關:How do you go?
我:Go.
海關:Why do you come to USA?
(一般都會問"What's your entry purpose?")
我:USA.
海關:What are you doing now?
我:DIY.
工作壓力一大,精神就不太正常。咦?難道我有正常過嗎?